Satanic lies like evolution filling their heads (October 15 2012) Satanic lies like evolution filling their heads (October 15 2012)

Jack Wu the looney American candidate for the Kansas State Board of Education and member of the infamous Westboro Baptist Church, claims he “…fell victim to the lies of his evil teachers and thought evolution was real science for a time. After elementary school, [he] attended a private “Christian” school. There, [he] was taught that God created the world and the universe. At first, [he] stuck with his old pseudo-science evolution-based cosmology. However, the light of the holy scriptures burned all those trashy concepts away. [He] now knows that God is the Creator of all things. With the upcoming elections, [he] endeavors to make a difference in this evil city of Topeka and this perverse state of Kansas. The students and children of this generation need the light of the scriptures if to correct their erroneous ways. They don’t need Satanic lies like evolution filling their heads, and if elected to office, [he] would like to purge such lies from the curriculum.” Wu believes “The current public educational system in Kansas and the United States is preparing its students to be liars, crooks, thieves, murderers, and perverts. My mission, in running for the Kansas State Board of Education, is to throw out the crap that teachers are feeding their students and replace it with healthy good for the soul knowledge from the holy scriptures. Let’s be specific. Evolution should never be taught in public schools as science. Evolution is false science! God made the heaven and the earth and created humans from the dust of the earth! The very bad teachers that teach that men descended from apes via evolution need to have their teaching licenses revoked. Yes, students should be taught that God created everything.

 

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